THE SUCCESS OF MARRIAGE

Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th
marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for
not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years.
Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find
out the secret of their well known 'happy going
marriage'.

Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did
you make this possible?"

Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said:  "We
had been to Simla for honeymoon after marriage. Having
selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride
on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse
on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one.
On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my
wife topple over.. Recovering her position from the ground,
she patted the horse's back and said "This is your
first time". She again climbed the horse and continued
with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time
she again kept calm and said "This is your second
time" and continued. When the horse dropped her third
time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and
shot the horse dead!!
I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You
killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?"
She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first
time!!!"

Husband: "That's it. We are happy ever
after."